RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer
WASHINGTON—In the wake of a growing outbreak that has sickened hundreds and killed two in West Texas and New Mexico, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed Friday that measles could be cured with a good concealer. “If you contract measles or suspect you have contracted measles, I recommend immediately applying a […]
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Tennessee Man Shot By Dog
A Memphis man was recently grazed by a bullet in his home after his 1-year-old pit bull, Oreo, got his paw stuck in the trigger guard of a gun, causing it to fire. What do you think? “This just shows why we need guns specifically designed for dogs.” Karen Romero, Surprise Witness “It’s so cute […]
Report: More Americans Moving Away From Urban Areas For Rural Life Where They Have Escalating Feud With Beaver
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Suggesting the reversal of a longstanding historical trend towards urbanization, a report published Tuesday by researchers at Harvard University revealed that more Americans were moving away from cities to pursue a rural life where they have an escalating feud with a beaver. “Our findings indicate there has been a 15% increase in Americans who […]
Holiday Wedlock
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.”“Oh, really?”“No, O’Reilly!” Joke of the day – Holiday Wedlock is the best Joke for Monday, 17 March 2025 from site A joke a day – Holiday Wedlock. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. Goal is to have funny joke every day.Different people consider different […]