JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Finding himself stopped upon entering a building at the Trump International Golf Club, Vice President JD Vance was reportedly reminded by a staff member Tuesday that caddies are not allowed in the clubhouse. “Sir, sir, you can’t go in there,” said head of guest services Melanie Cole, gently taking the vice president […]
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
NORFOLK, VA—Rolling their eyes at her mindless embrace of that which brings her happiness in life, sources confirmed Tuesday that basic woman Madison Derry’s entire personality revolves around things she enjoys. “I honestly kind of cringe seeing how Maddy just goes along with what naturally appeals to her,” said local woman Kelly Olsen, who scoffed […]
True Happiness
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman replies, “I’ll miss you!” Joke of the day – True Happiness is the best Joke for Tuesday, 18 March 2025 from site A joke a day – True Happiness. Funny joke of […]
Bar Joke
A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of a joke?” Joke of the day – Bar Joke is the best Joke for Tuesday, 18 March 2025 from site Jokes of the Day – Bar Joke. Funny joke of the day is carefully […]
Dejected Schumer Superfan Can’t Believe He Dropped $10,000 On VIP Party Package
BALTIMORE—In the wake of news that the New York senator had postponed his book tour amid controversy over his vote for a spending bill, dejected Chuck Schumer superfan Sean Angston told reporters Monday that he couldn’t believe he had dropped $10,000 on a VIP party package. “Chuck is basically my idol, so I can’t tell […]
Senile Grandma Tries To Set Up Grandkids With Each Other
FORT WAYNE, IN—Boasting that she could already tell the two would produce beautiful babies, local senile grandma Deborah Hansen tried to set her grandkids up with each other, alarmed sources confirmed Monday. “You know, my lovely granddaughter here likes computers just like you do, and she’s single,” Hansen reportedly told her 29-year-old grandson Zach while […]
Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’
AUSTIN, TX—In a drastic new order purportedly aimed at protecting its citizens, Texas state government officials reportedly put into effect a new mandatory six-month quarantine that would apply to anyone who has ever watched Will And Grace. “Anyone who watched Will And Grace, the sitcom that revolutionized the popular depiction of homosexuality in the United States in […]
Overdue Library Book Returned After 99 Years
An 81-year-old woman returned an overdue book to a New Jersey library after discovering it among her grandfather’s old things, finding that the book, Home-Made Toys For Girls And Boys, was borrowed in March 1926. What do you think? “But I voted to get rid of libraries.” Maya Spanbauer, Task Coordinator “Now his soul can […]