Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester
Bride and groom exchanged vows before friends and family Saturday in a ceremony that delicately danced around the fact that Patrick was Shelly’s track and field coach in high school. The post Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester appeared first on The Onion. source
Masters Crowd Whispering Its Lungs Out
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What To Know About The TikTok Sale
With a sale deadline looming, tech company ByteDance was once more given additional time to offload TikTok to a non-Chinese buyer or face a ban in the United States. Here’s all you need to know about the sale. Q: Who are the leading bidders to acquire TikTok? A: Major companies including Amazon, Oracle, and a […]
The Doctors Telling Us Not To Drink Our Urine Probably Just Want It For Themselves
Let me start by saying I’ve got nothing against doctors in general. My niece is a doctor. Most of them are warm, professional, and highly educated people. But lately I’ve noticed a very troubling trend: Almost every doctor I see goes out of their way to tell me not to drink my own urine. This […]
Tourist Asks Passerby To Take Boudoir Photo Of Him
BERLIN—Hoping to secure at least one nice picture as a memento of his trip abroad, an American tourist visiting Germany reportedly asked a passerby Monday to take a boudoir photo of him. “Excuse me, would you mind getting a shot of me with my hand behind my head like a pinup girl?” Topeka, KS native […]
Trump Tariffs Upend Global Economic Order
Economists warn that, if left in place, Trump’s sweeping tariffs on U.S. trade partners will wreak havoc on households, businesses, and financial markets across the world, upending a global economic order that America benefited from and helped create. What do you think? “I always get anxious with too much stability.” Dwayne Marples, Circus Surveyor “Sure […]