Katy Perry Unaware She Already Chosen To Be Jettisoned If There Emergency In Space

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NASA Rescues Children Stranded For 9 Months At Space Camp

HUNTSVILLE, AL—Confirming that the group’s long ordeal was finally over, NASA announced Thursday that it had successfully rescued three children stranded for more than nine months at Space Camp. “At 12:07 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time today, 11-year-olds Lillian and Evan Peltier were safely returned to their home in Chattanooga, TN after an extended 286-day educational […]
Tips For Managing Seasonal Allergies
According to the CDC, more than one quarter of U.S. adults suffer from seasonal allergies. The Onion shares tips for managing allergic rhinitis symptoms. Try a nasal-removal spray. Politely ask the flowers in your neighborhood to stop blooming. Ask ADT about their anti-ragweed security systems. Teach the trees in your area that sexual reproduction is […]
It Has A Wine Fridge

This place is pretty unremarkable, but hey, it’s got a wine fridge! That’s pretty fun! Don’t worry about the foundation! Reference #68903 The post It Has A Wine Fridge appeared first on The Onion. source