The pair were wed by the captain of their cruise ship while under the mistaken impression that it would get them a free pass to the lobster buffet.
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Sammy Gertz
April 19, 2025
Sammy Gertz, 41, passed away Tuesday while bravely fighting off a horde of restaurant patrons attempting to give her the Heimlich maneuver. The post Sammy
