Only Bag Of Chips Big Enough For Funeral Reception Says ‘Party Size!’ On It
LANSING, MI—Expressing dismay at the lack of more subdued options,
April 3, 2025
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Highway Patrol Officer Asks Pete Hegseth To Carry Out Drone Strikes In Straight Line
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying the defense secretary had recklessly veered out of
April 3, 2025
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COBRA Extension Lets Terminated Employees Continue Raiding Office Fridge For 18 Months
MANCHESTER, NH—Saying the option offered an extra safety net to
April 3, 2025
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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
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April 2, 2025
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Jokes
Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day! Celebrate April 2,
April 2, 2025
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Kermit The Frog To Deliver University Of Maryland Commencement Speech
The University of Maryland announced that muppet Kermit the Frog
April 1, 2025
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Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens
As the art of homesteading enjoys a resurgence in modern
April 1, 2025
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary,
April 1, 2025
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