New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide
March 29, 2025
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What To Know About The Hallow Prayer App
Hallow, a Catholic prayer app, is observing Lent with a
March 29, 2025
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Pale Teenage Psychic Collapses With Nosebleed After Trying To Jerk Self Off With Power Of Mind
EDEN PRAIRIE, MN—Causing light bulbs to shatter and plaster to
March 28, 2025
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Snake Getting Twirled Around Like Lasso Never Gonna Live This Down
SARTELL, MN—Feeling a deep sense of embarrassment wash over his
March 28, 2025
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Cardinals Begin Placing Stickers On Vatican Relics They Want When Pope Francis Dies
VATICAN CITY—With many remarking that they’d had their eyes on
March 28, 2025
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Furious Trump Cancels ‘Atlantic’ Subscription After 48 Years
WASHINGTON—In protest of the publication’s coverage of the Signal breach,
March 28, 2025
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Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
More than 41 million Americans receive monthly benefits through the
March 28, 2025
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S.
March 28, 2025
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